What are "all the hassles of a big city but with very few of the advantages" that the Paleites "suffer" that is so monumentally different to other cities in this country which don't seem to have the same perks.
Homeless on the streets? Cork has them
Drug addicts shooting up openly? check
People being intimidated on the streets in broad-daylight? check
Expensive rents? check
I can only assume that you have never been to Dublin.
I lived there for 4+ years:
Traffic.
Cost of living.
Luas and Dart which will often disappoint-Luas red line needs its own prison carriage and armed guards.
The sheer hassle of getting anywhere.
Visit a beach on a sunny day? Well 60,000 feral Dubs have the exact same idea.
Property prices.
Feral Dubs in most parts of the city.
An airport with poor access and the most visually disturbed place on earth.
Rents are insane.
Giant suburban poorly planned sprawl.
As for the "perks" you just get ripped off there too.
Cork being much smaller means that you can visit the coast in under 30 minutes with loads of options for leisure.
In Dublin you will be very lucky to even make it to the Red Cow roundabout in that time.
I have cousins and friends up there who just do not even visit the city centre as it is an embarrassing edgy capital city unfortunately.