Christmas in Cork

Love the run in to Christmas then hate Christmas day...

Ding Dong

Oh hi welcome, " can't stand you ya clown '

Would you like a drink, " course you do ya alchy "

You shouldn't have, " oh great another box of biscuits "

Ah the kids look like angels, " evil looking bastards "

Ah don't go " you're on the verge of getting a dig pal if you don't fuck off.

We must keep in touch more , " if you call again unannounced you're dead ya bollox.

Waves them off, " bye bye c*nts "

Ding Dong,
" why do you hate me god "
 
Love the run in to Christmas then hate Christmas day...

Ding Dong

Oh hi welcome, " can't stand you ya clown '

Would you like a drink, " course you do ya alchy "

You shouldn't have, " oh great another box of biscuits "

Ah the kids look like angels, " evil looking bastards "

Ah don't go " you're on the verge of getting a dig pal if you don't fuck off.

We must keep in touch more , " if you call again unannounced you're dead ya bollox.

Waves them off, " bye bye c*nts "

Ding Dong,
" why do you hate me god "
Brilliant post. Sums up the Christmas spirit perfectly
 
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