Seeing as they're topical...
My vote goes to the Zimbabwean cricketer (and, in passing, chicken farmer) Eddie Brandeis. Aussie bowler Glenn McGrath, having just been belted for six, glared at him and said "Why are you so fat?" to which came the immortal reply "Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit".
My vote goes to the Zimbabwean cricketer (and, in passing, chicken farmer) Eddie Brandeis. Aussie bowler Glenn McGrath, having just been belted for six, glared at him and said "Why are you so fat?" to which came the immortal reply "Because every time I fuck your wife she gives me a biscuit".
