Andy Townsend

[J.R.R. hartley]

Andy Townsend got up this morning, he really did. He thought he should go for a piss, he really did. He got up and went to the bathroom, he really did.
He thought about how jack grealish is a good player, he really is.
He popped downstairs and ate some breakfast, he really did.
Later he drove into some studio or other and thought he should put the boot down, he really should.
He went on the telly and concommented on a match, he really did.
Then he went home and wondered could he have two drinks before bed, he really could

Good player for Ireland.

 

[Philby]

Andy Townsend got up this morning, he really did. He thought he should go for a piss, he really did. He got up and went in and around the bathroom, he really did.

fixed.

 

[Coach and Six]

Who's going to win? I tellya wot, it's gonna be a great game.

 

[jeepers]

You're not expecting them to be Marcus Antonius, but some kind of a command of the English language would be helpful.