What kind of bollox are they engaging in here like, did they fly the door polishers in from Mongolia and put them up in the Hayfield Manor for a week?
There are a hundred lads on FAS doorknob polishing courses who could have done that for free, and had something to tell their grandkids about. You could have got the door polish itself for a few quid in Hickeys and supported a local business, but no it was probably important from Acencion Island on a private jet.
I’d say it was coach and six above who buffered all those knobs with his jar of brasso.