Stuff that grinds your gears

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Had a friend in a wheelchair who'd stare right into the driver's eyes as he crossed. If they hit him he wanted them to always remember the look of anguish in the eyes of the disabled fella they murdered.

Had? So it worked, did it

 

[jimmym]

Ripped a massive one in the market without realising there was a hot girl behind me. I'd say I cut my chances of having sex with her in half

Who knows maybe she is into that sort of thing, I read before about a girl who had a glass toilet bowl and when having a crap
would get her fella lie on the ground and watch,

 

[Two Pour Bore]

Had? So it worked, did it

Yep, "had"

He was done with me when I revved up approaching the zebra crossing

 

[Barty Dunne]

Who knows maybe she is into that sort of thing, I read before about a girl who had a glass toilet bowl and when having a crap
would get her fella lie on the ground and watch,

Fellas pay good money for that kind of thing.

Reminds me of that scene from the office when Michael Scott says that his girlfriend is into weird shit, like the schoolgirl fantasy. Karen goes "oh that's pretty common" and Michael says "I just don't feel comfortable wearing a miniskirt"

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Haven't been to the loo in three days. Tried everything, even chemist strength stuff.
My absolute last chance is a vindaloo or Guinness actually. Fuck, I've no Guinness

 

[Happyhonkaman]

Haven't been to the loo in three days. Tried everything, even chemist strength stuff.
My absolute last chance is a vindaloo or Guinness actually. Fuck, I've no Guinness

Coffee will unstuffY you good

 

[Handy Run]

FU Liam.

Meridian is Liam

 

[jimmym]

Haven't been to the loo in three days. Tried everything, even chemist strength stuff.
My absolute last chance is a vindaloo or Guinness actually. Fuck, I've no Guinness

Had a blockage months ago, had to use a suppository? left it up there for 20 mins and it did the trick, video is on tiktok.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Had a blockage months ago, had to use a suppository? left it up there for 20 mins and it did the trick, video is on tiktok.

Ah, I don't need the video.
Can you get them in the chemist. I'm using Fybogel and it's no good. I just think I'll buy 8 cans of Guinness tomorrow. I can't usually drink it cos it makes me sick. I'll start the day with a coffee though, double espresso

 

[The High King]

Haven't been to the loo in three days. Tried everything, even chemist strength stuff.
My absolute last chance is a vindaloo or Guinness actually. Fuck, I've no Guinness

Try drinking and smoking grass non stop. You'll never be constipated again. In fact you'll become nostalgic about shits that last longer then a minute.