Publication of my autobiography.

[Greed is Good]

Will it include your missus sordid trips to Noel Murphy’s?

I think it should. Mrs. Greedy could tell you some stories.

Pip pip.

Your obsession with my wife is pitiful.

 

[Donald Trump]

Your obsession with my wife is pitiful.

Lol.

You have that the wrong way round m8.

Pip pip.

Any chance of a signed copy?

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Wouldn't be the first Autobiography in the fiction section.

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

I can announce that my autobiography will be in the shops for the Christmas market. This is something I have been working on for a number of years, it will detail my childhood, education and rise to riches through a successful business career. My friendships with political figures such as Tony Blair, President Donald Trump, Enda Kenny, Vladimir Putin et al. My patronage of the arts, rubbing shoulders with giants of the art world such as Jeff Koons, Charles Saatchi and Damien Hirst. I promise there will be kiss and tell stories of famous women I have slept with and a detailed account of my sexual history.

Didn’t you post an email to a free event at the saatchi gallery before? And try to pass it off as a private event.

 

[Dr. Aaoouh]

 

[Handy Run]

Will it include your missus sordid trips to Noel Murphy’s?

I think it should. Mrs. Greedy could tell you some stories.

Pip pip.

That'd be hard for her to do with her mouth full.

 

[PussyinBoots]

Well you be kissing and telling on the proccers you have bedded, greedy?

 

[Carmona]

I am planning on buying this no doubt hefty tome. A title and/or author's name might be handy though.

 

[hemlock666]

 

[Heraldo]

Will it include your missus sordid trips to Noel Murphy’s?

I think it should. Mrs. Greedy could tell you some stories.

Pip pip.

Mrs Greedy will be releasing her own memoirs entitled: “Balls deep in Ballyphehane”