Cool Films that could have been made if the Writer made a Spelling Mistake

[Vincent Murphy]

Cool Films that could have been made if the Writer made a Spelling Mistake

1. The Hillies have Eyes

A group of inbred mutant cave-dwelling benders go on a depraved killing and FRing rampage.

2. BoB and Ted's Excellent Adventure

A documentary on the BoBs' recent Copey BoBfest (not sure why Ted gets a special mention)

 

[ebenezer]

Free Billy.

Free Billy 2.

Free Billy 3.

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

BoBs In Da Hood.

A movie about 6 gangsta BoBs from Cork - who spend their days drinking Bud Ice on porches and having drive-bys.



Why is you always callin' us bitches and hos?

Cause dats what you is bitch, slleeeeaaayyyygg!

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Three Men and a Little Turd


story of 3 men who through a serious of hillarious circumstances end up sharing joint responsibility for bringing up a little turd.

 

[Claire Bergin]

Three Men and a Little Turd


story of 3 men who through a serious of hillarious circumstances end up sharing joint responsibility for bringing up a little turd.

heeheehee

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

My Left Ball


the heart warming story of a man who uses the only part of his body that he can control, his left testicle, to paint pictures.

 

[Vincent Murphy]

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Angela's Gashes

Based on the best selling autobiography by Irish expat Angela Murphy, Angela's Gashes follows the experiences of young Angie and his friends as they try against all odds to escape the the slums of Ditch Pig Central (i.e. Cork) and fuck as many gashes as they can. The film opens with the Angie and Vince in a hostel in Stockholm - where they're being begged for a threesome by a kinky Swedish 22 year old. There are then flashbacks to times in Cork and the prejudice against Angie and his friends faced in their search for Gash in DPC because of them being too handsome and successful.

 

[Vincent Murphy]

The BoBfather Trilogy

An epic 3-part biopic about Ted and his chronic masturbation addiction.

 

[Vincent Murphy]

Angela's Gashes

Based on the best selling autobiography by Irish expat Angela Murphy, Angela's Gashes follows the experiences of young Angie and his friends as they try against all odds to escape the the slums of Ditch Pig Central (i.e. Cork) and fuck as many gashes as they can. The film opens with the Angie and Vince in a hostel in Stockholm - where they're being begged for a threesome by a kinky Swedish 22 year old. There are then flashbacks to times in Cork and the prejudice against Angie and his friends faced in their search for Gash in DPC because of them being too handsome and successful.

oh fuck!