The confession thread.

[Lee Bushwacker]

I took an 18 year olds virginity when I was 36

If she enjoyed herself, then it sounds good Stuffy!

 

[ollie_out_west]

A good number of years ago I was on a dry spell that lasted so long I drove to Enniscorthy at 9pm on a Friday night to get some.

That's a long drive for a pint.........

 

[jimmym]

I took an 18 year olds virginity when I was 36

You promised you would ring me,

 

[Minstrel]

I agreed with treehousey on here one day.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I was drunk and taken advantage of. Nothing bad though and all in a night's fun. Not what some people might imagine

 

[SoundMan]

While on holidays in my Aunts farm in Ballydehob i killed their drake with a lucky shot from a sling shot. My cousin who was with me grabs a shovel and i got the drake and we buried him in a nearby field. The fox got the blame.

Sling shot?

Jeez the rest of us in Cork could only afford catapults, aka "catteras". Someone with notions from Togher with their sling shot

 

[SoundMan]

You were always destined to be a Southsider

FYP

 

[SoundMan]

I took an 18 year olds virginity when I was 36

"Half yer age plus seven", even with a bit of latitude that's out of bounds GBOS!

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

"Half yer age plus seven", even with a bit of latitude that's out of bounds GBOS!

Read above. Drunk and seduced

 

[SoundMan]

Read above. Drunk and seduced

Oh YOU were drunk and seduced. She should have asked for your consent but you couldn't have given it anyway as you were drunk.

Strange activity for an 18 year old virgin GBOS, unless that gurning face isn't really you and you're somewhat of an Adonis and/or she was a really desperate wan.


Reminds me of a tale related to me by a guy I knew growing up, Kev might have known him though I'm not sure, anyways, my neighbour gets back to yerwan's house and they progress from "heavy petting" to getting down to business when yourwan pauses and says "I want to do this but please be careful as I'm a virgin". Yer man was delighted and carried on. About a year later, different disco, same wan, same back to hers, and yer man had a mixture of surprise and disappointment when yer wan came out again with the "please take it easy on me as I'm a virgin"