Saturday Arseholes

[jimmym]

Boomer peer pressure, who is the first to start up the lawn mower at stupid o clock in the morning. The primal urge to turn every green area bowling green sterile for nature.

Not noisy but annoying to see, the running/jogging freaks.

Most female joggers are very easy on the eye,

 

[Handy Run]

Boomer peer pressure, who is the first to start up the lawn mower at stupid o clock in the morning. The primal urge to turn every green area bowling green sterile for nature.

Not noisy but annoying to see, the running/jogging freaks.

Lawns should be banned as a threat to biodiversity and therefore national food security. Boring fucking things anyway

 

[gaffer falls]

Put an extra tax on lawnmowers

 

[JimmyBarrySmurph]

Not noisy but annoying to see, the running/jogging freaks.

The mobile hip replacement waiting list of the future

 

[JimmyBarrySmurph]

Lawns should be banned as a threat to biodiversity and therefore national food security. Boring fucking things anyway

One of the sadest sights is the neglected and over grown garden of a deceased person.
I won’t do that to my family. Always thinking of others

 

[MrFrisp]

Most female joggers are very easy on the eye,

I totally disagree.

The only ones easy on the eye are the ones prancing around like a deer through the snow, have absolutely no interest in jogging, and only out to see who's watching them.

The genuine ones out jogging are usually the ones that need to be out there, and typically are the ones in the size 14-18 range while trying to squeeze the living shit out of the size 8-10 lycra shorts they've bought.

 

[Handy Run]

One of the sadest sights is the neglected and over grown garden of a deceased person.
I won’t do that to my family. Always thinking of others

Good man, plant a load of perennials and a cover crop like comfrey and the garden will look after itself.

 

[Heraldo]

I totally disagree.

The only ones easy on the eye are the ones prancing around like a deer through the snow, have absolutely no interest in jogging, and only out to see who's watching them.

The genuine ones out jogging are usually the ones that need to be out there, and typically are the ones in the size 14-18 range while trying to squeeze the living shit out of the size 8-10 lycra shorts they've bought.

Agreed, the first group are a pain in the hole
Very me me me and no sense of rhythm to their running, lazy runners I call them
Like you said clearly for attention

The second group I applaud them for actually getting out there and being active

As a seasoned runner, it’s great to see

 

[jimmym]

Agreed, the first group are a pain in the hole
Very me me me and no sense of rhythm to their running, lazy runners I call them
Like you said clearly for attention

The second group I applaud them for actually getting out there and being active

As a seasoned runner, it’s great to see

Nothing beats running behind a lycra clad beauty watching the cheeks go side to side,

 

[Heraldo]

Nothing beats running behind a lycra clad beauty watching the cheeks go side to side,

Very motivating, especially in the slipstream