Saturday Arseholes

[handyandy]

Repped , The parish hero’s at 9 am on a Sunday , Only just below the pecking order from fellas that tell your old doll at work that they fitted their own kitchen som

 

[handyandy]

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Repped , The parish hero’s at 9 am on a Sunday , Only just below the pecking order from fellas that tell your old doll at work that they fitted their own kitchen ,absolute bolockeses

Some Pissy Moany cnuts on here. Where are all the real men gone?

 

[SoundMan]

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Some Pissy Moany cnuts on here. Where are all the real men gone?

We were out doing the dishe....er...DIY. Yeah, just made a large sofa out of some discarded wooden palates, bubble-wrap, a torn anorak, a ball of twine, and of course some duct tape.
Must take a break now for some quiche

 

[Crankycorner]

Must take a break now for some quiche

You were going so well

 

[mr.selfDestruct]

Knobs out cutting grass. Couldn't one just cut it on a Thursday evening and not ruin the Saturday with lawnmowers, hedge cutters and the worst of all, those f*cking leaf blowers. There's no way one can enjoy a G&T with this misery going on.

Guy next door to me takes a whole day to cut his grass. Stops several times to empty the grass, makes phone calls to talk about the local GAA scene, gets sidetracked with flower beds and other gardening, lunch, more GAA talk, gossiping with neighbours, still not finished, dinner... Pain in the hole.

 

[MrFrisp]

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Some Pissy Moany cnuts on here. Where are all the real men gone?

Getting their nails and man buns looked after...

 

[longbigandjuicy]

Guy next door to me takes a whole day to cut his grass. Stops several times to empty the grass, makes phone calls to talk about the local GAA scene, gets sidetracked with flower beds and other gardening, lunch, more GAA talk, gossiping with neighbours, still not finished, dinner... Pain in the hole.

Probably all an excuse to avoid the missus

 

[handyandy]

Getting their nails and man buns looked after...

 

[dennisfallen]

Getting their nails and man buns looked after...

I suppose it's a welcome change from sack, back and crack.

 

[BlarneyMan]

Probably all an excuse to avoid the missus

Why else in the hell you would cut the grass? My other half is telling me to get one of those robotic mower things, fuck no, how the hell I'm gonna get out of the house?