Would you pork a hoor in front of your blind granny?

[Vincent Murphy]

I don't think I'd pork a hoor in front of my blind granny (cos as we know when you loose one of your senses, the others become very sharp) so she'd definitely hear it, and think it was disrespectful. However, I would go down on a hoor in front of her

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I always think of that too Vince.

If the gremmers got at the wiring and sped it up, Melly would have got some quare hop when the granny walked in just as she was ripping the bag off so she could get spritzed (if there was even a bag involved).