Would you pork a hoor in front of your blind granny?

[watermelon]

Twas the heat of the moment.

 

[hands]

I wonder if that guy was ever asked ' Would you pork a hoor in front of your blind granny?'

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I did shag someone in his Grannys house when she was upstairs.

No matter if we heard her coming as she had a stair lift.

Plenty of time to finish the job and get dressed.

what was his trout like?

 

[Vincent Murphy]

am i the only person who always thinks of gremlins whenever he thinks of stair lifts? presumably..

 

[fintan fogerty]

I always think of that too Vince.

If the gremmers got at the wiring and sped it up, Melly would have got some quare hop when the granny walked in just as she was ripping the bag off so she could get spritzed (if there was even a bag involved).

 

[Vincent Murphy]

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Oh definately.
A shag is a shag, Be it in a pub or a place full of rotting corpses.

why not combine both and have a shag in the brog?

 

[TheHands]

I don't think I'd pork a hoor in front of my blind granny (cos as we know when you loose one of your senses, the others become very sharp) so she'd definitely hear it, and think it was disrespectful. However, I would go down on a hoor in front of her

 

[Hordes'a'Fopperies]

I did shag someone in his Grannys house when she was upstairs.

No matter if we heard her coming as she had a stair lift.

Plenty of time to finish the job and get dressed.

Heh heh heh...

I did this once, or twice...

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

did you leave spritz on your granny's drawers?