Who Is Smaug?

[Devils Advocate]

He reminds me of a person who:
1. Wears an anarok.
2. Smells of stale piss.
3. Lives on a diet of Spam.
4. Has never ever used toothpaste or deodorant.

Discuss.

 

[Perry_Mace_On]

Smaug was a fire drake of the Third Age, considered to be the last "great" dragon to exist in Middle Earth.

 

[Tube a Pringles]

He sounds like Benedict Cumberbatch

 

[Devils Advocate]

Smaug was a fire drake of the Third Age, considered to be the last "great" dragon to exist in Middle Earth.

He got his name from The Lord Of The Rings so.

 

[Spank The Donkey]

Smaug has a lot of people a lot of rattled.

 

[Perry_Mace_On]

Smaug has a lot of people a lot of rattled.

And he's cackling away to himself atop his golden hoard.

 

[Spank The Donkey]

And he's cackling away to himself atop his golden hoard.

I'd say he's batin' it into the fantastic Mrs. Smaug..

 

[Shy Priest]

Who gives a bollox who he is.

Bit of a no name.

 

[KSwizzle]

He reminds me of a person who:
1. Wears an anarok.
2. Smells of stale piss.
3. Lives on a diet of Spam.
4. Has never ever used toothpaste or deodorant.

Discuss.

It sounds like you're describing this guy

 

[Slicks and Satchmo's]

It sounds like you're describing this guy

Nah this is SmaugY m8