Monk/S&M porn.
Picture the scene, we're in a Scandinavian forest in the middle of winter, fog is gliding between the conifer trees, Monks are chanting in the distance, a solitary wolf passes in the background.
The trees clear, upon a small mound is a man crucified to a cross, the chanting of the monks get closer, until they appear and form a circle around the cross.
One produces a drill and drills a hole into the back of the cross, another monk inserts a lighting candle through the hole into the crucified guys ass.
Another covers the guys chest with sunflower oil and starts whipping him.
The chanting gets louder and louder.
They remove the candle, quench it and all have their way with him.
He is taken down off the cross.
A snowflake falls, the bukkake scene, the end.