What's your favourite porn genre?

[CORKBHOY]

Non verbal amateur missionary with the lights off.

 

[kh1152]

Porn has ruined sex.

Ever remember doing something with a significant other that hasn't been played out on a thousand porn clips?

Turn it off lads. Back to square one.

Just start with a kiss.

*Collects jacket, loosens tie & and looks back with deep expression before leaving the thread*

 

[gaffer falls]

Yapoo market

 

[Coach and Six]

Misery porn.

Nightly on Vincent Browne on tv3.

Country is gone to shit. Bankers rode us. Everyone is incompetent. Mmmmm.

 

[Spank The Donkey]

Misery porn.

Nightly on Vincent Browne on tv3.

Country is gone to shit. Bankers rode us. Everyone is incompetent. Mmmmm.

Splurt......

 

[Skiddys Castle]

GAA porn is pretty good too.

Lads and girls beatin each other with big sticks and trying to get a grip on slippery balls.

 

[Happyhonkaman]

Misery porn.

Nightly on Vincent Browne on tv3.

Country is gone to shit. Bankers rode us. Everyone is incompetent. Mmmmm.

Collapsey and yeah right are the Ron Jeremy's of that scene

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

Monk/S&M porn.

Picture the scene, we're in a Scandinavian forest in the middle of winter, fog is gliding between the conifer trees, Monks are chanting in the distance, a solitary wolf passes in the background.
The trees clear, upon a small mound is a man crucified to a cross, the chanting of the monks get closer, until they appear and form a circle around the cross.
One produces a drill and drills a hole into the back of the cross, another monk inserts a lighting candle through the hole into the crucified guys ass.
Another covers the guys chest with sunflower oil and starts whipping him.
The chanting gets louder and louder.
They remove the candle, quench it and all have their way with him.
He is taken down off the cross.
A snowflake falls, the bukkake scene, the end.

 

[Tube a Pringles]

Monk/S&M porn.

Picture the scene, we're in a Scandinavian forest in the middle of winter, fog is gliding between the conifer trees, Monks are chanting in the distance, a solitary wolf passes in the background.
The trees clear, upon a small mound is a man crucified to a cross, the chanting of the monks get closer, until they appear and form a circle around the cross.
One produces a drill and drills a hole into the back of the cross, another monk inserts a lighting candle through the hole into the crucified guys ass.
Another covers the guys chest with sunflower oil and starts whipping him.
The chanting gets louder and louder.
They remove the candle, quench it and all have their way with him.
He is taken down off the cross.
A snowflake falls, the bukkake scene, the end.

Is there some sort of "runs for the hills" type gif that could used here?

 

[Corcaigh32]

Is there some sort of "runs for the hills" type gif that could used here?

Either it's a porno that exists ( and I hope that's the case) or that's one hell of an imagination. And if it's option 2 I'm with you on the gif