What is your favorite Dad Joke?

[bluesball]

A kerry man once stayed up all night to see where the sun went, it finally dawned on him.

 

[Crankycorner]

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Joe.

Joe who?









Joe mama.

Simple yet brilliant

 

[gaffer falls]

Kock knock
who there
Gestapo
Gestapo who
Ve ask ze questions

 

[PussyinBoots]

A kerryman went into 4 star pizza and asked for a pizza. Your man goes "will i cut it into 4 slices or 8?"
Kerryman goes "Make it 4. Shur I'd never eat 8"

 

[PussyinBoots]

Kerryman goes in tesco and buys a jigsaw.
6 months later he comes back and says "I completed this in 6 months do i win a prize?"
Your one goes "why the fuck do you think you won a prize?"
Kerryman goes "well it says 4-6 years on the box"

 

[doppellanger]

A piece of string goes into a bar.
Barman says "Sorry, we don't serve string here!"
The piece of string goes home in tears, frays his ends and ties a knot in his middle.
Then he puts on sunglasses and goes back to the same bar.
The barman says, "Hey, aren't you the same piece of string who was in here earlier?"
The piece of string says ...




























"No, I'm a frayed knot!"

 

[rebel without a caus]

Did you hear about the Kerry nurse? She woke up a patient to give him his sleeping tablets.

 

[andtherestinjellys]

Whats black and has 9 tits
A bin liner outside a breast cancer clinic

 

[dennisfallen]

Whats black and has 9 tits
A bin liner outside a breast cancer clinic

Jesus...... Fucking......Christ!

 

[PussyinBoots]

Whats black and has 9 tits
A bin liner outside a breast cancer clinic

Wtf.
Maybe if your dad is Ted Bundy you'd hear that joke.
Jesus H. Christ.