things british people love

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Going for an Indian

They went for all of India at one stage

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I like them.

 

[Mike Strutter]

Morris Dancers
Slagging off the French as 'being cheese eating surrender monkeys'.
1966 World Cup and signing 'It's coming home' any time they win a match
WW2
Winston Churchill
Curries
Anything that resembles British Engineering, mainly the cars
WW2
The Commonwealth (putting 'common' right in there)
The Union Jack
WW2
Calling Welsh sheep shaggers, Scots sweaty socks and telling them they are stronger together and don't leave the 'union'
Michael Caine
The list is endless

 

[Heraldo]

Pimms
Strawberry and cream
Empires
Protestantism
St George
West Cork

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

Massacring unarmed people.
Starving people.
Dressing way beyond their potential.
Pwning Soundy.

 

[gaffer falls]

Dogs
Donkeys
Grannie porn
Antique road show
Red brick
Classic shite cars
Marlboro fags
Upper class fags
Poor fuckers who died aged 20 in their wars

 

[El Guapo]

Dr Who

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

Wearing little at the races

 

[Warm Leatherette]

Dead soap and sitcom stars.

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

Going to other countries and acting superior to the local people.
Finding a bargain.
Drinking shit tea.
Getting legless when out for a few drinks.