I've been to The River Club twice in the last month - once for lunch with the Crispette and then again for dinner with our friends & their kids.
It is distinctly average. The truffle fries are nothing more that frozen shoestring potatoes with garlic mayo and pre-grated parmesan - ne'er a truffle to be seen. Come to think of it - a lot of the food looks like it came off the back of a Sysco truck.
The place is certainly understaffed - one barman trying to blast out orders for the entire place, telling me that his shift ended an hour ago but relief hadn't arrived - all the while a stressed manager was on his mobile telling someone that they "had to come in" - "I know you're supposed to be off" instead of getting in behind the bar and doing the work.
Two positives - the place looks really well, a fair few bob has been spent on it and with the Christmas decorations up the other night it was even nicer. And secondly - the wait staff are fantastic - or at least the lady that served us was.
They don't validate parking which left a bit of a sour taste after dropping €285* before tip. "Validated car-parking is for guests only" - 2 cars @ €10 each to get out.
*5 x starter (2 adults has two starters for mains)
2 x adult mains
2 x kids menu
2 x kids dessert
2 x adult dessert
2 x coffee
1 x bottle red wine
All other bar drinks - pints/minerals/G&T not included in dinner bill.