The National Ploughing Championships

Call that a fucking bonfire ?

Here at the Ploughing Championships a gallon of unleaded and a few pallets is all we need to wow the toothless gombeens who make up most of your audience.
 
That Olympics opening ceremony is a pile of shite.
Where's the fellers pissing up against the side of the tent ?
Where's the k******s trying to sell you a fireplace ?
Where's the fat cops being pig ignorant ?
Why is it in one of the world's greatest cities and not in a field covered in cow shit in the middle of nowhere ?

:lol!:

Great thread Anvil.
 
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