The National Ploughing Championships

[Charger Salmons]

Makes you be proud to be Irish doesn't it ?

The Brits can keep their poxy Olympics.

 

[Charger Salmons]

Fuck their history,music and culture.
We've got TRACTORS !

 

[Charger Salmons]

Useless fucking opening ceremony at the Olympics.
No tents.
No burger stands.
No mud.
No tailbacks.
They can fuck it up their hole.

 

[Charger Salmons]

Brunel ?
What the fuck did he ever do ?
Build an entire railway system before he was 30 ?
But could he plough in a straight line then go home and horse one up his sister's dirtbox ?
Could he fuck.

 

[Charger Salmons]

That Olympics opening ceremony is a pile of shite.
Where's the fellers pissing up against the side of the tent ?
Where's the k******s trying to sell you a fireplace ?
Where's the fat cops being pig ignorant ?
Why is it in one of the world's greatest cities and not in a field covered in cow shit in the middle of nowhere ?

 

[Iancurtis]

Meltdown alert!

 

[Charger Salmons]

Some fucking Beatle who hasn't been shot or died of natural causes will be on soon.
What's wrong with a feller playing the spoons or dancing a jig on the wrong side of ten pints of porter ?
Or someone calling for quiet so some old crone in the corner of boozer sings some dreadful dirge.

 

[Iancurtis]

Some fucking Beatle who hasn't been shot or died of natural causes will be on soon.
What's wrong with a feller playing the spoons or dancing a jig on the wrong side of ten pints of porter ?
Or someone calling for quiet so some old crone in the corner of boozer sings some dreadful dirge.

Ringos playing the ploughing championships?Nice one.

 

[Charger Salmons]

Ireland up next.
Katie carrying the tricolour in one hand and a begging bowl in the other.

 

[delzer]

Ireland up next.
Katie carrying the tricolour in one hand and a begging bowl in the other.

Loudest cheer of the lot. Ah begorrah,