The National Ploughing Championships

Brunel ?
What the fuck did he ever do ?
Build an entire railway system before he was 30 ?
But could he plough in a straight line then go home and horse one up his sister's dirtbox ?
Could he fuck.
 
That Olympics opening ceremony is a pile of shite.
Where's the fellers pissing up against the side of the tent ?
Where's the k******s trying to sell you a fireplace ?
Where's the fat cops being pig ignorant ?
Why is it in one of the world's greatest cities and not in a field covered in cow shit in the middle of nowhere ?
 
Some fucking Beatle who hasn't been shot or died of natural causes will be on soon.
What's wrong with a feller playing the spoons or dancing a jig on the wrong side of ten pints of porter ?
Or someone calling for quiet so some old crone in the corner of boozer sings some dreadful dirge.
 
Some fucking Beatle who hasn't been shot or died of natural causes will be on soon.
What's wrong with a feller playing the spoons or dancing a jig on the wrong side of ten pints of porter ?
Or someone calling for quiet so some old crone in the corner of boozer sings some dreadful dirge.

Ringos playing the ploughing championships?Nice one.
 
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