Stuff that grinds your gears

[fed up]

Anyway off I go now with the Stanley, bet Ill fucking mangle this too.

 

[Orchard thief]

I love seeing DIY Ed’s discussing trades. (Is painting a trade? Dubious!!) Pay a fucking painter to do it ffs. Zero headaches. I wouldn’t dream paint my place.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Si, Signor... Underlay! Underlay!

 

[Handy Run]

I love seeing DIY Ed’s discussing trades. (Is painting a trade? Dubious!!) Pay a fucking painter to do it ffs. Zero headaches. I wouldn’t dream paint my place.

Not a bother, I'll just go and pick a painter from the magic painter tree that's just full of painters looking for work charging a reasonable rate

 

[Orchard thief]

Should have DM’d me m8. Would have got you sorted right out. It would have been another advantage of the alliance but you fucked it. Didn’t you?

 

[Handy Run]

Should have DM’d me m8. Would have got you sorted right out. It would have been another advantage of the alliance but you fucked it. Didn’t you?

Didn't realise you were so well connected in the Bavarian Painters Union m8

 

[Orchard thief]

My boys are non-union and willing to travel. You fucked it. Didn’t you.

 

[fed up]

It's perfect now, as good as any room in a show house.
* Gives myself a well deserved pat on the back*.

Lads how do you remove splatters of paint off a leather sofa?

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

People who hold open clear glass fridges to look inside

 

[Handy Run]

My boys are non-union and willing to travel. You fucked it. Didn’t you.

fucking scabs