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Live golf on TV.

I threw on the Masters there. A bunch of millionaire wankers in the sun hitting a little ball around the place.

And then you've the ad breaks. BMW, Tesla, Asset Management agencies etc. They know their audience.

That audience being rich middle aged white men who are spending their Sundays in their big houses in places like "Blackrock", "Rochestown" and "Clonakilty" scratching their holes while their prick of a son gets himself ready for school in "Christians" or "Pres" tomorrow morning.
 
Live golf on TV.

I threw on the Masters there. A bunch of millionaire wankers in the sun hitting a little ball around the place.

And then you've the ad breaks. BMW, Tesla, Asset Management agencies etc. They know their audience.

That audience being rich middle aged white men who are spending their Sundays in their big houses in places like "Blackrock", "Rochestown" and "Clonakilty" scratching their holes while their prick of a son gets himself ready for school in "Christians" or "Pres" tomorrow morning.
What part of the ghetto are you from?
 
Live golf on TV.

I threw on the Masters there. A bunch of millionaire wankers in the sun hitting a little ball around the place.

And then you've the ad breaks. BMW, Tesla, Asset Management agencies etc. They know their audience.

That audience being rich middle aged white men who are spending their Sundays in their big houses in places like "Blackrock", "Rochestown" and "Clonakilty" scratching their holes while their prick of a son gets himself ready for school in "Christians" or "Pres" tomorrow morning.
What a remarkable rant. Top top PROC’ing
 
Live golf on TV.

I threw on the Masters there. A bunch of millionaire wankers in the sun hitting a little ball around the place.

And then you've the ad breaks. BMW, Tesla, Asset Management agencies etc. They know their audience.

That audience being rich middle aged white men who are spending their Sundays in their big houses in places like "Blackrock", "Rochestown" and "Clonakilty" scratching their holes while their prick of a son gets himself ready for school in "Christians" or "Pres" tomorrow morning.
Get in the hole!
 
Live golf on TV.

I threw on the Masters there. A bunch of millionaire wankers in the sun hitting a little ball around the place.

And then you've the ad breaks. BMW, Tesla, Asset Management agencies etc. They know their audience.

That audience being rich middle aged white men who are spending their Sundays in their big houses in places like "Blackrock", "Rochestown" and "Clonakilty" scratching their holes while their prick of a son gets himself ready for school in "Christians" or "Pres" tomorrow morning.
What do you call a place where golfers get their jollies?


A forehouse
 
Live golf on TV.

I threw on the Masters there. A bunch of millionaire wankers in the sun hitting a little ball around the place.

And then you've the ad breaks. BMW, Tesla, Asset Management agencies etc. They know their audience.

That audience being rich middle aged white men who are spending their Sundays in their big houses in places like "Blackrock", "Rochestown" and "Clonakilty" scratching their holes while their prick of a son gets himself ready for school in "Christians" or "Pres" tomorrow morning.

The worlds slowest, most boring field game. I'd rather watch paint dry.

Golf courses should be closed down and rewilded.
 
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