President Donald Trump shall begin his three day visit on Wednesday. I shall be meeting the President to discuss his memoirs which it is expected shall encompass a wider multimedia project. The Donald shall receive a proper Irish welcome from the townspeople of Doonbeg who are eternally grateful for his investment and promotion of the region. He shall be accompanied by his son Eric whom I count as a good friend and who has done sterling work to promote Ireland as a tourist destination.
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