President Trumps Irish visit.

President Donald Trump shall begin his three day visit on Wednesday. I shall be meeting the President to discuss his memoirs which it is expected shall encompass a wider multimedia project. The Donald shall receive a proper Irish welcome from the townspeople of Doonbeg who are eternally grateful for his investment and promotion of the region. He shall be accompanied by his son Eric whom I count as a good friend and who has done sterling work to promote Ireland as a tourist destination.
 
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President Donald Trump shall begin his three day visit on Wednesday. I shall be meeting the President to discuss his memoirs which it is expected shall encompass a wider multimedia project. The Donald shall receive a proper Irish welcome from the townspeople of Doonbeg who are eternally grateful for his investment and promotion of the region. He shall be accompanied by his son Eric whom I count as a good friend and who has done sterling work to promote Ireland as a tourist destination.

Will this be crayons or paint by numbers?
 
President Donald Trump shall begin his three day visit on Wednesday. I shall be meeting the President to discuss his memoirs which it is expected shall encompass a wider multimedia project. The Donald shall receive a proper Irish welcome from the townspeople of Doonbeg who are eternally grateful for his investment and promotion of the region. He shall be accompanied by his son Eric whom I count as a good friend and who has done sterling work to promote Ireland as a tourist destination.
Could you tell your missus not to come to Noels for a month.

You know, let the dust settle after last night, eh?

Also, I'm knackered and need a break.


Pip pip.
 
President Donald Trump shall begin his three day visit on Wednesday. I shall be meeting the President to discuss his memoirs which it is expected shall encompass a wider multimedia project. The Donald shall receive a proper Irish welcome from the townspeople of Doonbeg who are eternally grateful for his investment and promotion of the region. He shall be accompanied by his son Eric whom I count as a good friend and who has done sterling work to promote Ireland as a tourist destination.
Fuck off you nasty little stalker.
 
Could you tell your missus not to come to Noels for a month.

You know, let the dust settle after last night, eh?

Also, I'm knackered and need a break.


Pip pip.
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