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[Super Billy Davies]

Female Teacher On Sex Act Charge

I would have loved many a teacher to take advantage and have sexy time with me as a pupil, TBH.

Miss Donovan? :bday:

 

[gaffer falls]

Jen's new beau is IRISH

 

[jimmym]

Jimmy has no regrets following his fling with kirsty gallacher,

 

[Terranova]

Man confesses to the theft of Drew Barrymore's toilet seat

 

[gozzy]

Man confesses to the theft of Drew Barrymore's toilet seat

Damn her and her sexy lisp...