Neil Delamare & those lotto ads

[angelicious]

Can someone box the head off him please?

Pillock.

 

[HappyMonday83]

Can someone box the head off him please?

Pillock.

I'd love to. He's as funny as a dose of the clap.

 

[angelicious]

I'd love to. He's as funny as a dose of the clap.

Loved him on The Panel, but then that's edited to shit. Saw him live once, finally came to the same conclusion you did.

 

[HappyMonday83]

Loved him on The Panel, but then that's edited to shit. Saw him live once, finally came to the same conclusion you did.

He's not funny on the panel either. I'm 100% sure I could do a better job than him on that show.

 

[Superior]

Great poet though.

"Is anybody there?" said the Traveler,
Knocking on the moonlit door;
And his horse in the silence chomped the grasses
Of the forest's ferny floor.
And a bird flew up out of the turret,
Above the traveler's head:
And he smote upon the door a second time;
"Is there anybody there?" he said.
But no one descended to the Traveler;
No head from the leaf-fringed sill
Leaned over and looked into his gray eyes,
Where he stood perplexed and still.
But only a host of phantom listeners
That dwelt in the lone house then
Stood listening in the quiet of the moonlight
To that voice from the world of men:
Stood thronging the faint moonbeams on the dark stair
That goes down to the empty hall,
Hearkening in an air stirred and shaken
By the lonely Traveler's call.
And he felt in his heart their strangeness,
Their stillness answering his cry,
While his horse moved, cropping the dark turf,
'Neath the starred and leafy sky;
For he suddenly smote the door, even
Louder, and lifted his head:--
"Tell them I came, and no one answered,
That I kept my word," he said.
Never the least stir made the listeners,
Though every word he spake
Fell echoing through the shadowiness of the still house
From the one man left awake:
Aye, they heard his foot upon the stirrup,
And the sound of iron on stone,
And how the silence surged softly backward,
When the plunging hoofs were gone.

 

[smoochie poos]

i like him...i used to love hom but im ever so slightly going off him...still love the panel though

 

[angelicious]

He's not funny on the panel either. I'm 100% sure I could do a better job than him on that show.

Era, he has his moments. He's better than Ed Byrne! That's not hard though.....

 

[smoochie poos]

I think ed bynre is only good when andrew maxwell is there....

 

[HappyMonday83]

I think ed bynre is only good when andrew maxwell is there....

The two of them are shit aswell. Byrne has the sence of humour of a 12 year old while maxwell milks his jokes dry, he'd be good if he just shut up. Take the laugh and move on, don't keep going on about it for the next 10 minutes until everyone is sick of it.

 

[HappyMonday83]

Era, he has his moments. He's better than Ed Byrne! That's not hard though.....

I'd do a better job than both of them.