My new pet... nearly...

Recently I wanted a little elephant as a pet, I was willing to walk him every day, take him to the beach for a run and even knit him little jumpers with "E" on the back... alas, I've been informed that they're "Sold out" so now I want one of these little guys:

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I don't mind waiting till christmas for him although I'd prefer to have him ASAP

Thanks.
 
what size is a "little elephant"

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how much wool would you need to knit a jumper for one

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these are serious considerations Marie ... don't enter into elephant ownership lightly, remember they're for life (literally, they live for about ~100 years) not just for Christmas
 
what size is a "little elephant"

?

how much wool would you need to knit a jumper for one

?

these are serious considerations Marie ... don't enter into elephant ownership lightly, remember they're for life (literally, they live for about ~100 years) not just for Christmas

Ah just a small one, obviously I wouldn't put him into a handbag or anything, that's just downright cruel! I just wanted one to take for walks on the beach, No one would mess with me if I'd an elephant would they?
I had put alot of thought into it, believe me. He'd be sooooo cute with his jumper and all...

In the meantime I suppose a Red Panda will do. Whenever you're in town would ya pick me up one? Thanks, you're a dote!
 
Recently I wanted a little elephant as a pet, I was willing to walk him every day, take him to the beach for a run and even knit him little jumpers with "E" on the back... alas, I've been informed that they're "Sold out" so now I want one of these little guys:

530.jpg


I don't mind waiting till christmas for him although I'd prefer to have him ASAP

Thanks.

My mate has a good hunting dog that would love him as well.;)
 
And who's going to mind him/her while you're out gallivanting with your fellow
boy racers? I don't think he/she will take too kindly to a car full of smoke
and thumping house music you know.
 
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