My 5 year old son

[MrsO]

has been at the sky plus again and one of the programmes he's got set to record is "Snatch of the Day".

He said he's recording it for his Daddy as he watches it all the time. But I don't know if he think's it's Match of the day or he has seen Daddy watching the channel.

I wouldn't know if he has been buying porn cos the sky account is in his name. Can't wait till he gets in tonight and ask him. What a great way to get caught out

 

[C Montgomery Bones]

Like father like son huh

 

[Hairyhans]

has been at the sky plus again and one of the programmes he's got set to record is "Snatch of the Day".

He said he's recording it for his Daddy as he watches it all the time. But I don't know if he think's it's Match of the day or he has seen Daddy watching the channel.

I wouldn't know if he has been buying porn cos the sky account is in his name. Can't wait till he gets in tonight and ask him. What a great way to get caught out

No Disneycinemagic channel for this lad then.

 

[Gaudizeit]

can 5 years old read?

 

[townendterrace]

has been at the sky plus again and one of the programmes he's got set to record is "Snatch of the Day".

He said he's recording it for his Daddy as he watches it all the time. But I don't know if he think's it's Match of the day or he has seen Daddy watching the channel.

I wouldn't know if he has been buying porn cos the sky account is in his name. Can't wait till he gets in tonight and ask him. What a great way to get caught out

:lol:

 

[MrsO]

No Disneycinemagic channel for this lad then.

Ah he recorded some Ben 10 for himself too

can 5 years old read?

Yes 5 year olds can read. They get taught to read and write in school.

He just told me it's the channel that Daddy watches so he didn't think it was MOTD. Who buys porn on the tv when it's free on the web?

 

[Gaudizeit]

Ah he recorded some Ben 10 for himself too



Yes 5 year olds can read. They get taught to read and write in school.

He just told me it's the channel that Daddy watches so he didn't think it was MOTD. Who buys porn on the tv when it's free on the web?

Snatch of the day...what words are they teaching today? long gone are the days of 'Ann likes jam. Barry likes jam too.'

 

[MrsO]

Snatch of the day...what words are they teaching today? long gone are the days of 'Ann likes jam. Barry likes jam too.'

No he seen the channel it was on called red hot something and he said Daddy watches that channel so he recorded it. He does it all the time with Sky sports news.

He records the things he thinks we will like.

He could probably read the word snatch but he wont know what it means.

 

[grandmaster cash]

Snatch of the day...what words are they teaching today? long gone are the days of 'Ann likes jam. Barry likes jam too.'

"barry likes to jam things in ann's snatch."

"ann likes it too."

times have changed.

 

[MrsO]

"barry likes to jam things in ann's snatch."

"ann likes it too."

times have changed.