Monkey pox - it’s coming

[Orchard thief]

Monkeypox ‘spreading in sexual networks’

Monkeypox is likely to be a sexually transmissible virus, experts believe, that could be driving the outbreak in Britain.

www.independent.ie

Spunky pox

 

[Pontipine]

Maybe it’s just me, but everytime I see a picture of someone with Monkeypox it gives me a craving for a Golden Crisp chocolate bar

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Msybe it’s just me, but everytime I see a pucture of someone with Monkeypox it gives me a craving for a Golden Crisp chocolate bar

Your grammar makes me crave a Curly Wurly.

 

[Pepe]

Best way of avoiding monkey pox is to turn off the news.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Monox me bollocks.

 

[Pontipine]

Your grammar makes me crave a Curly Wurly.

I'm Vury surry

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I'm Vury surry

It's ur kur.

 

[Account Attempt No.4]

Confirmed more cases today

 

[Handy Run]

Be grand lads. Between covid, Putin, financial meltdowns, Aslan, global warming, micro plastics in your piss and all the other tornado of bad stuff happening its clear we should be preparing for the inevitable zombie plague.

Just another day on O'Connell St so

 

[markyboy]

The title of this thread easily fits in with this timeless classic