Man Wanks Himself To Death

Why would a country with nearly 2 billion people need a sperm bank?

To stop him shooting it into some wan.






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As a fellow avid wanker I'd like to express my sincere condolences to his family, and to any other wankers out there who have suffered during a wank.
 
Reminds me of an oldie:-

A man goes to his local nurse about a severe rash on his balls. She examines him and says “You’re going to have to stop wanking”, He says “Why?” She says “Because I’m trying to examine you!”
 
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