Jokes thread......

[Pooman]

The whole thing is much, much worse

Thready or Dan?

 

[Jimmy the Gent]

 

[Stromovka]

 

[knockfiarna]

CAN THE ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE ?!.. WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER...A FEMALE.... SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM N-K-D PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 15 IN EXCHANGE FOR S-X-AL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
THANKS IN ADVANCE

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1817794683428295045

I assume that was not the nine o'clock news?

 

[greengrass]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1817794683428295045

I assume that was not the nine o'clock news?

Yes it was.

 

[Carmona]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1817794683428295045

I assume that was not the nine o'clock news?

Correct, it wasn't the 9 o clock News. Don't remember which show it was but definitely not the 9 o clock News.

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

Sent by about 10 different people to me today:

Apparently Craig David has received an Olympic medal in the archery today for GB.



He's the bow selector.



(I won't even bother taking my coat off)

 

[Crankycorner]

Sent by about 10 different people to me today:

Apparently Craig David has received an Olympic medal in the archery today for GB.



He's the bow selector.



(I won't even bother taking my coat off)

Oh Lord

 

[PussyinBoots]

Guy rioting in Stockport....instant karma!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1818428572698030382