I've never understood vegetarians

[Vincent Murphy]

didn't jesus have a pack of skinny dogs on strings? Mel Gibson's one definitely did anyway if my memory serves me correctly.

 

[AngelaMurphy]

And Mary Magdalene was the original rock slag - easy and filthy.

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

yeah - it was his great ploy to claim an extra dole of €14 a week for dog food from the roman government.


they had the last laugh though.

 

[AngelaMurphy]

yeah - i remember that (sort of)


did you know if you go to an "inuits" igloo as a visitor - the man gives his wife to you for a pork to show his hospitality (in reality).

What if she's a munter (like 95% of them)? Do you still have to throw her a bone?

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

What if she's a munter (like 95% of them)? Do you still have to throw her a bone?

might be rude not to.

you could make up some excuse though. you could say you were out hunting for whale and the whale bit you on the mickey and now it's really sore so you wo;t be able to pork.

 

[AngelaMurphy]

might be rude not to.

you could make up some excuse though. you could say you were out hunting for whale and the whale bit you on the mickey and now it's really sore so you wo;t be able to pork.

You'd still probably be expected to go down on her though.

 

[Vincent Murphy]

would be like eating fish fingers straight from the freezer

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

 

[AngelaMurphy]

There'd be an awful taste of whale alright.

 

[Vincent Murphy]

blubber-minge