I've never understood vegetarians

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I just bought a big lump of sirloin steak and am going to cook it up now - some fried onions, chips and a little potato salad. i'm going to leave it all on the plate for about 2 minutes before eating it - just to let all the blood from the meat seep into the spud salad and chips and onions and then i'm going to gobble it down in about 3 minutes.


I can't understand why someone would choose to deprive themselves of the tastiest substance on earth...i.e. meat.

Imagine never enjoying the delicious taste of a succulent spring lamb chop, a big thick slice of bloody roast beef, the gamey texture and flavour of duck, the orgasmic taste of fried trout and almonds, the morning after a night on the batter having a big dirty feed of sausages, rashies, black and white pudding. The first mouthfull of a nice juicey bloody piece of steak is probably , after porking, one of the most pleasurable experiences that there is. It just makes no sense. Why do these misguided turkeys think humans weren't made to eat meat?

 

[Vincent Murphy]

 

[hands]

Hippies like Vince probably find that post offensive

 

[fintan fogerty]

If god didn't want us to eat animals, he would never have made them out of meat.

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Hippies like Vince probably find that post offensive

good


i would also like to tell all the left-wing, greenpeace, lentil-eating, chick-pea soup drinking, protesting, long-green-haired hippy gurus that I've also eaten Whale (in reality). It was delicious, a kind of fusion of beef and fish if you can imagine that. My next goal is a panda burger.

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

If god didn't want us to eat animals, he would never have made them out of meat.

i know. for fuck sake. even god sold his son to a turkish kebabery so that he could be spitroasted on one of those spinny carvey things and served up in a pitta with some letty, onions, tomaty, and spicey sauce to people coming home from a night on the lash.

imagine never eating an LBJ Kebab.

 

[AngelaMurphy]

The "inuits" we met wore rings and necklaces made out of whalebone...tough bastards.

 

[AngelaMurphy]

i know. for fuck sake. even god sold his son to a turkish kebabery so that he could be spitroasted on one of those spinny carvey things and served up in a pitta with some letty, onions, tomaty, and spicey sauce to people coming home from a night on the lash.

imagine never eating an LBJ Kebab.

But wasn't LBJ made out of lentils? I mean he was a hairy hippy.

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

The "inuits" we met wore rings and necklaces made out of whalebone...tough bastards.

yeah - i remember that (sort of)


did you know if you go to an "inuits" igloo as a visitor - the man gives his wife to you for a pork to show his hospitality (in reality).

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

But wasn't LBJ made out of lentils? I mean he was a hairy hippy.

made out of lentils?


he probably ate them alright - lentil and tofu salad was his favey dish. i'm not sure if he was made out of them though.