Happy Patrick's Day.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Apparently there was a tank in the cork parade.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Fish and Septic.

 

[Pooman]

Apparently there was a tank in the cork parade.

That's harsh on the Fijian dancers.....
More like a big armoured car.

 

[Crankycorner]

Anyone else think that St Patrick’s Day is the biggest pile of crap

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

Anyone else think that St Patrick’s Day is the biggest pile of crap

Hell, I’ll celebrate anything if we get a day off work.
Well, maybe except St George’s day.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

That's quite the anecdote m8.


You must be the toast of the after dinner scene.

Right, I'll tell you an anecdote! In 1975 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded, I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat with a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies - buckaroo! When I sat down on the chair, I looked up and realised it was none other than Peter Purves! It was at the height of his Blue Peter fame! He said "You jammy bastard!" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!

 

[The High King]

Urban Dictionary: Alki

Alki: [Short] for [alcoholic].

www.urbandictionary.com

Alki​

Short for alcoholic.
That bitch is a straight up alki.

Shut the fuck up you orange tan.

 

[Kilworthcamp]

Shut the fuck up you orange tan.

Blow it out your ass.

 

[Kilworthcamp]

Apparently there was a tank in the cork parade.

Did a Ukrainian bring it with them?

 

[Crankycorner]

Hell, I’ll celebrate anything if we get a day off work.
Well, maybe except St George’s day.

Oh I’ll take the day off gladly but between excess drinking, gambling and the absolute tackiness of parades I think it’s the biggest load of nonsense.