Friday joke thread

The presidential election is starting to resemble the movie "Jaws".

Everybody terrified of hearing that sound

"DA NA DA NA DA NA"
 
I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotised 7 men, then he dropped the microphone on his foot and yelled, "Fuck me".
 
Don't be daft. That joke was never funny.

Sorry Pudgee,, can't resist throwing this up....
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