Energy/inflation busting tips

[jimmym]

I have just sat the wife and kids down and told them we have to make cutbacks, No heating to be turned on as long as temperatures are above freezing,
one shower per week with two minute max duration, All lights off after 9pm.
They then had the neck to demand i get sky sports cut off,

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I have just sat the wife and kids down and told them we have to make cutbacks, No heating to be turned on as long as temperatures are above freezing,
one shower per week with two minute max duration, All lights off after 9pm.
They then had the neck to demand i get sky sports cut off,

I got rid of Sky Sports. They wouldn't honour my deal anymore

 

[Kit Nichols]

I have just sat the wife and kids down and told them we have to make cutbacks, No heating to be turned on as long as temperatures are above freezing,
one shower per week with two minute max duration, All lights off after 9pm.
They then had the neck to demand i get sky sports cut off,

Selfish bastards, you remind me that there is always someone worse off than yourself.

 

[gallant1]

I told my one, to boil kettle once and put hot water on a flask to keep water hot instead of boiling it again. Kettle is a major drain for electricity.

 

[Orchard thief]

I told my one, to boil kettle once and put hot water on a flask to keep water hot instead of boiling it again. Kettle is a major drain for electricity.

I’d say it’s not the only major drain in her life.

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I told my one, to boil kettle once and put hot water on a flask to keep water hot instead of boiling it again. Kettle is a major drain for electricity.

Lock her in the attic altogether till she starves. More food for everyone else

 

[gaffer falls]

I have disconnected, yes disconnected the immersion

 

[doppellanger]

I told my one, to boil kettle once and put hot water on a flask to keep water hot instead of boiling it again. Kettle is a major drain for electricity.

Tell her to put it in a hot water bottle so you can turn the heaters off at night, and in the morning she can use it to make her coffee. Win win!

 

[Hank Scorpio]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1566680027823054848

 

[gaffer falls]

He is proposing that you can't replace your oil or gas boiler after 2025 with another....