Dublin... Is a fucking shithole

I was up there today. Went to Christ Church Cathedral, Dublin Castle and The Brazen Head for a few jars. A junkie asked me for .50 cent, even used manners. Decent day out to be fair.
 
To be fair to that crowd up in Ballyvolane or whatever shithole it is, they're pushing the whole cause of "the real capital" by trying to rival Dublin's trademark gang violence

Wasn't there an attack by a vanload of scobes on someone in a black car on the southside (think it was Togher but Togher and The Hane are the same kip so wouldn't be sure). Are the Flynns and their extended family still ruling the roost out there?
 
The "real capital" thing is also judged on the number of Man United fans per capita. A colleague and I were discussing Cork V Dublin in this context recently. We agreed that, even though Dublin has more knackers and skangers per square mile, strangely enough Cork has more ignoramus entitled MU fans.

Are Man U fans any more/less ignoramuses than Liverpoo, Chelski, or Bumnal fans? 🤷‍♂️
 
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