Clothes ...

[Hochma]

If you could make your own clothes ... describe what you would wear ...

 

[exileonpatrickstreet]

leather jeans that made my thighs look manly but didn't make my arse look like the hindenburg moments before disaster

 

[Hochma]

leather jeans that made my thighs look manly but didn't make my arse look like the hindenburg moments before disaster

Hmmm ... interesting ...

I thought I might buy a black top there at the weekend but I could see no clothes I liked ... so much yet nothing ...

 

[thread_killer]

Designer rags. And possibly a nappy. And Tokugawa-style wooden sandals.

Also I'd wear a sword.

 

[Hochma]

Designer rags. And possibly a nappy. And Tokugawa-style wooden sandals.

Also I'd wear a sword.

I like the idea of a sword ... I think I would like to carry a cross-bow ...

 

[Wampire]

Something that would allow me to feel the soft caress of a summer breeze on my barse.

It would also be handy for shitting on the go.

 

[Hochma]

Something that would allow me to feel the soft caress of a summer breeze on my barse.

It would also be handy for shitting on the go.

As you are ... birthday suit boy ...

 

[trasnanadtonnta]

Something that would allow me to feel the soft caress of a summer breeze on my barse.

It would also be handy for shitting on the go.

I think you'll find someone has already invented the skirt.

 

[Hochma]

I think you'll find someone has already invented the skirt.

Heh heh ...

 

[Rebel Yell]

Underpants made from fig leaves...and a racoon hat for the cold winter days...