Americanisms that People are Using Lately

[PussyinBoots]

Hey y'all, imma thinking to myself here on my porch, is dey two bigger muddafuckin' douche bags than my homies Pussy and Ghoti. You know what I'm sayin'. Cos if dey is, I sure as hell ain't seen 'em. Dem bad ass lazy muddafuckers don't know which way dey asses is pointed, amirite? Just the other day, I was cruisin down Main Street with ma bitches and I said, Hey bitch, ain't dat fat fool over there, my boy Pussy? She say, no homie, dats his frien' Leroy Ghoti in his chair. I'm like, shit bitch, yous right, I need some new eyewear I reckon. She be all, u need mo' dan dat, white boy. You needz a new pecker cos I'm getting wet an frustrated here waitin' fo' some action. You been concentratin' on the wrong pussy all along. So, my Cork homies, I'm outta here for a bit to see to my girl instead. Gimme a holler if there's anything going down.

Fuck off

 

[Carmona]

Fuck off

Should I rev up first, d'ya reckon?

 

[Jim Comic]

my best mates kids, when they were early teens, used refer to the gardai as 'the feds' and pavement as 'sidewalk'

dunno if they still do

 

[PROCNA2018]

my best mates kids, when they were early teens, used refer to the gardai as 'the feds' and pavement as 'sidewalk'

dunno if they still do

Cops is bad enough

 

[daflange]

my best mates kids, when they were early teens, used refer to the gardai as 'the feds' and pavement as 'sidewalk'

dunno if they still do

I’ve never used pavement at home, always footpath, however I’m using sidewalk the whole time now, oh the shame????

 

[PussyinBoots]

Cops is bad enough

Growing up I never called the Irish police force "the guards". It was always police, cops, or shades.
Calling them the guards seems a bit culchie?

 

[PROCNA2018]

Growing up I never called the Irish police force "the guards". It was always police, cops, or shades.
Calling them the guards seems a bit culchie?

Calling them cops or shades is a bit.....hardshaw-y.

 

[Gregory_Mike]

It was always police, cops, or shades.
Calling them the guards seems a bit culchie?

Never, ever heard anyone calling them the police.
Cops, shades, guards or pigs.

 

[Browser Brody]

My wife says diaper instead of nappie. I’ve gotten over it.

 

[Channa]

What else is a train station called?

Railway station.