Hey y'all, imma thinking to myself here on my porch, is dey two bigger muddafuckin' douche bags than my homies Pussy and Ghoti. You know what I'm sayin'. Cos if dey is, I sure as hell ain't seen 'em. Dem bad ass lazy muddafuckers don't know which way dey asses is pointed, amirite? Just the other day, I was cruisin down Main Street with ma bitches and I said, Hey bitch, ain't dat fat fool over there, my boy Pussy? She say, no homie, dats his frien' Leroy Ghoti in his chair. I'm like, shit bitch, yous right, I need some new eyewear I reckon. She be all, u need mo' dan dat, white boy. You needz a new pecker cos I'm getting wet an frustrated here waitin' fo' some action. You been concentratin' on the wrong pussy all along. So, my Cork homies, I'm outta here for a bit to see to my girl instead. Gimme a holler if there's anything going down.
