Skorts

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Whose @rse is jimmy again?

His arse is his own.

Unlike yours, which belongs to a 49 year old woman who whips you while you hoover the front room of her house while wearing only a thong that you bought second hand in a charity shop

 

[SoundMan]

His arse is his own.

Unlike yours, which belongs to a 49 year old woman who whips you while you hoover the front room of her house while wearing only a thong that you bought second hand in a charity shop

Can you kindly stop peering in through our front windows - it's a bit unnerving!

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Can you kindly stop peering in through our front windows - it's a bit unnerving!

"Our" windows?

Have you and trucker Joe moved in together?

 

[SoundMan]

"Our" windows?

Have you and trucker Joe moved in together?

Trucker Joe?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I think they should wear shorts...
Raducanu is on sky sports there pulling balls out of all unsightly places.
She should have pockets where she can retrieve her balls like.

What now?

 

[fed up]

What now?

She lost....
Thats what happens when you have no place to put your balls.

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

Any chance of an ole pic ??

 

[Bennyton]

I think I got away very lightly with that reply in fairness.

Was expecting a site ban and the ERU at my front door in 3 minutes.

Some of the shite thrown at Mattie and other wimmen on here years ago was awful, thankfully times are changing.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

One 'guy' sat opposite an elderly lady with his tablet trying to focus in on her nylons.

I got the mads.

Followed him up the escalators and caught the first official I could get.

'Upskirter alert..... Him'.

Is upskirting actually illegal?

And what's the definition of it? Like do you have to capture a certain amount of her nether regions for it to be a crime? You could be taking a photo of something else like and there happens to be a woman sitting there in a short skirt with her legs open. I'm sure it has happened like.

Also out of curiosity, is it illegal to take a photo of a woman's legs in public?

 

[SoundMan]

Is upskirting actually illegal?

And what's the definition of it? Like do you have to capture a certain amount of her nether regions for it to be a crime? You could be taking a photo of something else like and there happens to be a woman sitting there in a short skirt with her legs open. I'm sure it has happened like.

Also out of curiosity, is it illegal to take a photo of a woman's legs in public?

YES it is!

A woman, or even a bloke in a kilt if that's your titilation, has a right to think that what she (he) wears with his garments hanging naturally covering his decency won't have some deviant taking photographs from unusual angles in order to espy something of a private nature that wouldn't otherwise be visible. FFS Moe