Stuff that grinds your gears

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Lads who use don’t follow the rule of leaving a free urinal between you and the other guy in the jacks. I’ll happily show my cock if asked but please let me piss in peace first.

When I was first going to pubs that was simply known as "the rule".

Similarly I have no problem showing my cock, or letting another man suck it. But at least let me piss first.

Unless he requests that I do that while he's sucking. In which case I will wait.

 

[Crankycorner]

When I was first going to pubs that was simply known as "the rule".

Similarly I have no problem showing my cock, or letting another man suck it. But at least let me piss first.

Unless he requests that I do that while he's sucking. In which case I will wait.

Ever get sick into the urinal and then try to piss away the vomit? No, me neither…

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Ever get sick into the urinal and then try to piss away the vomit? No, me neither…

Why stop there. I go to the bar and get a straw so I can savour my work

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Wrong corner?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Denyholm Industries?

Is April here...

 

[Gregory_Mike]

Fellas who fish out the 20c coins that I throw into the urinals.

 

[Hurricane Sterling]

When I was first going to pubs that was simply known as "the rule".

Similarly I have no problem showing my cock, or letting another man suck it. But at least let me piss first.

Unless he requests that I do that while he's sucking. In which case I will wait.

Those urinals that have no dividers between them are the worst. Old Oak bar a prime example. When someone is at the next urinal i usually cant piss. A mind block thing. Then i look all gay. Its worse when you have someone on both sides.

 

[Crankycorner]

Why stop there. I go to the bar and get a straw so I can savour my work

Oh I see. Drinking the pints twice. Interesting money saving technique.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Those urinals that have no dividers between them are the worst. Old Oak bar a prime example. When someone is at the next urinal i usually cant piss. A mind block thing. Then i look all gay. Its worse when you have someone on both sides.

There is etiquette.

Placing oneself for example.

And of course... Your cock is soooo large, one hand needs to go overhead against the wall to maintain the magnificence of a structure.


Or as it's known.... Had a few too many.

Lovely wife.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

Fellas who wear brown shoes with a suit, especially a blue one.

Tell me you're from a village with two pubs and a post office without telling me you're from a village with two pubs and a post office.