I was in the bar tonight and handed over my last tenner to my favourite barmaid and I said " I'm now officially broke" She said " At least your not poor"
For anyone interested in that kind of thing. Eamon Dunphy is in the Soho bar, Grand Parade, on Sunday morning, for Newstalk. Interviewing our illustrious election candidates. Should be good for a laugh. Doors open at 10. Open to all. :D
Re, my last thread about my poltergeist and the keys I found. I put them in my pocket and put the whole thing to the back of my mind. Last night there was a fire in my friends house. No serious damage done and nobody hurt but still two fire engines in attendance. Some damage to his front door...
My poltergeist is back. I should have known as my fire alarm went off in the middle of the night and that's usually a sign. And sure enough, when I went to put the kettle on this morning I found another one of his gifts on the worktop. This time it was two keys, one crossed over the other. I...
They always ask the question " What would you do if you won a million?" So I beg the question ............what if you were offered a million and things you just would NOT do.?
Have sex with Mary Harney (even with the lights off). :crazyeye:
Not really a thread but a few facts about these amazing creatures we share our planet with. Things,I must admit I never knew (I've lived a sheltered life), but I'm fairly sure not even the brilliant and intellectual ladies of the PROC know about themselves.
1. Women have a tiny penis that...
When and where? Beautiful or disaster?
As I've just revealed in a previous thread, I lost mine under the iron cross in Ballingeary. It was a bit of a disaster but unforgettable, none the less. I was only thirteen ffs and i think she was about fifteen. And before ye shout PERV!, it wasn't her...
