Carp dying in The Lough

[SoundMan]

Finger the swans? Only a northsider would consider a professor studying the birds in the Lough to be 'fingering' the swans.
At your age you must have had a few fingerings from Southsiders as well m8.

Aw diddums

 

[The High King]

Aw diddums

Seriously.
How many fingerings from Southsiders have you got?
Is it the one fella that always does it or have you changed fingerer over the years?

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

Fairly telling the age profile of the oaps getting their giggles from this clear urban legend.

Time to grow up you sad homophobic old fucks.

Time for you to stick something up your arse instead of talking through it Kingy!

 

[The High King]

Time for you to stick something up your arse instead of talking through it Kingy!

At your age you must have had more fingers up your arse then I've had hot dinners Lee. Of course since you're not a Norrie you probably call it an exam and not a 'fingering'.

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

At your age you must have had more fingers up your arse then I've had hot dinners Lee. Of course since you're not a Norrie you probably call it an exam and not a 'fingering'.

Southsiders don't need to be fingered. Norries are fingered to see if any intelligent life forms can be found north of the river!

 

[fed up]

100% happened.

Told ya

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

100% happened.

Spot on!

 

[The High King]

Jesus like.
I thought the prostate reference was pretty clear but not to the geriatric gang.
I guess they're too excited giggling over two men having anal then following a thread.

By the way has anyone noticed that we seem to be getting additional members in their late 50s and 60s on the Proc recently?
It's like a fucking retirement home around here these days.
I'm in my 40s and I feel like I'm one of the younger ones on here FFS

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

Why don't you go and hang out with Cliff Richard then "Young One"!

 

[The High King]

Why don't you go and hang out with Cliff Richard then "Young One"!

Who?
Would that have been popular 'in your time' Lee?