How do you last more than 2 mins?

[MonTheHoops]

So how come in every relationship I've ever had head was a pretty important part of sex and they always came? Hardly like I just got that small cross-section.
Let's face it - your girlfriends all gave shit head!

No arguments here, though I'll need more concrete proof..............

 

[maggot]

You're just the Blow Job Queen, it would seem.

You never said you have something in common with oul'doll biy.


Nice wan.

 

[oul'doll]

No arguments here, though I'll need more concrete proof..............

Here, call these numbers and ask them who gave him the best head ever.

216565
145486
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1545847
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82216565
145486
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54645845
1545847
7574277
55475757
75875252
54242876
752876387
8728787
87238727
87568752
4575857
4528574
2878575
7858772
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[MonTheHoops]

They all said Persephone. Try harder

 

[mrMousey]

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#1 01-11-2006, 11:16 AM
mrMousey
Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 170

How do you last more than 2 mins?

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While an ol'doll is sucking your cock, and saying things like, 'I love sucking your cock, emmmm, I could suck cock all day...suck..suck..emmm..'



?????
Actually make it a minute and a half

Thanks for the advice lads..... successfully made it to 5 mins over the week end...

Next problem,

while you have your cock stuck in your ol'dolls ass, and she's saying stuff like 'fuck my ass, I love you fuck'in my ass, aarrrgg.. harder, harder' how do you last more that 30 secs...??

 

[exileonpatrickstreet]

... while you have your cock stuck in your ol'dolls ass, and she's saying stuff like 'fuck my ass, I love you fuck'in my ass, aarrrgg.. harder, harder' how do you last more that 30 secs...??

aarrrgg

ooh aaarrg

pmsl

 

[DaisyM]

I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
( ooh aah ooh aah)
Now somethings telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darlin you've got something i need

Chorus:
Cuz i got a brand new combine harvester
An ill give you the key
Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now i got a brand new combine harvester
An' ill give you the key.

She made i laugh haha

Ill stick by you, ill give you all that you need
Well 'ave twins and triplets
im a man built for speed
And you know i love you darlin
So give me your hand
But what i want the most
Is all they acres of land

Chorus

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For seven long years ive been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, its a proper disgrace
Now if i cleaned it up would you change your mind
Ill give up drinkin scrumpy and that lager and lime

Chorus

Who loves ya baby ha

Werent we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new garters and me courderoy pants
In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand
We had our photos took and us holdin hands

Chorus

Now i got a brand new combine harvester
And ill give you the key
Now that we'm both past our fifties i think that you and me
should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
coz i got a brand new combine harvester
An ill give you the key

Aahh yu're a fine lookin woman and i can't wait to getme hands on your land

OOH AH OOH AH!

 

[The Black Knight]

Nice lyrics DaisyM.

Nice indeed.

 

[exileonpatrickstreet]

I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night ...

Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony ...

coz i got a brand new combine harvester and i'll give you the key ...

im a man built for speed ...

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all ...

I wore brand new garters and me courderoy pants ...

i can't wait to getme hands on your land ...

filth. pure filth

 

[DaisyM]

filth. pure filth

Who loves ya baby ha.

Dirty old bastards.