I was so off my face in there one night I thought my girlfriend was standing in front of me so gave her a hug and started kissing her neck.
Except I forgot that she was in the fucking metropole at telefunkin and it was some bloke, wondering what the fuck I was doing to him!!! I came to fairly quickly after that...........
i was in there one night and me mates old doll came over to me, started mauling the face of me. she was out of her head, mate was at the bar.
i legged it.
thank fully he didn't see.....