Which is the best order for the Human Melitzercent?

[watermelon]

did you get aroused thinking about sucking me off mels?

Not sure how to say this Vince without blushing but......


well......

















not one bit.

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

If it's so good you take my spot then.

I'm happy to step aside.

if I thought there was a snowball's chance in hades that I could suckle the sweet nectar from vince's one-teated udder i'd be up his trouser leg like a whippet...it's never going to happen meller...he's far too hetro for me.

 

[Vincent Murphy]

Not sure how to say this Vince without blushing but......


well......

















not one bit.

that's not what you pm'ed me wha? :bday:

 

[watermelon]

This entire thread is ridiculous.

Absurd.

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

if you want threads about going to work with a hangover or threads with simpletons having solutions to problems they don't understand you're better off joining in with the froth flying in the TFF.
if you want beauty, comedy genious, fun, lust, love and joy wrapped in a melting clock package of rapier insanity.... where there's one group loopier than the Richards.... bobs the place to be.

 

[Vincent Murphy]

well said wolfy (for about the chernyth time)

 

[watermelon]

if you want threads about going to work with a hangover or threads with simpletons having solutions to problems they don't understand you're better off joining in with the froth flying in the TFF.
if you want beauty, comedy genious, fun, lust, love and joy wrapped in a melting clock package of rapier insanity.... where there's one group loopier than the Richards.... bobs the place to be.

By persecuting me.

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

melly... in case you weren't payong attention...my choice was to have you at the front of the centipede.... clearly the best position...the only part of the centy where one can sing...chat...eat... kiss... and whistle a merry tune.... bitzer was going to be eating your faeces...and vince was going to eat your faeces once it had past through bizter....double distilled if you will.... I don't hear the two of them complaining...nope, they're just getting on with it.

 

[TheHands]

 

[Vincent Murphy]

you've gotta take the rough with the smooth melly. There are literally billions of girls out there that would pay good money to get the amount of attention from the BoBs that you get.