When the palm of your left hand is itchy, it's a sign of

[angelicious]

When the palm of your left hand is itchy, it's a sign of

...?

 

[dreamweaver]

Are you left handed?

 

[Lostmeringtopaddypower]

...?

Some fella is thinking of you and building a small tent in his trousers.

???

 

[angelicious]

Are you left handed?

No.

Some fella is thinking of you and building a small tent in his trousers.

???

There's ALWAYS some fella thinking of me with a trouser tent.

 

[MrPapadopoulos]

The Clap?

 

[cantankerous bastard]

tiny flesh eating bacteria

 

[angelicious]

The Clap?

What's the sound of one hand clapping?

tiny flesh eating bacteria

They must be REALLY tiny, the skin seems intact so far.

 

[cantankerous bastard]

What's the sound of one hand clapping?



They must be REALLY tiny, the skin seems intact so far.

They are, they can actually eat through your hand and replace it with their poo which looks just like skin to the naked eye, until suddenly you take a shower and AAAAHHHH!!!!



Your hand falls off.




Be wide.





Be well wide.

 

[angelicious]

They are, they can actually eat through your hand and replace it with their poo which looks just like skin to the naked eye, until suddenly you take a shower and AAAAHHHH!!!!



Your hand falls off.




Be wide.





Be well wide.

I had better abstain from fiddling then. Just in case.

 

[pseudonominous]

Had an itchy tooth once. Not nice.