What have you eaten and drunk today, and how many pisses and shits have you had?

Vincent Murphy

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What have you eaten and drunk today, and how many pisses and shits have you had?

3 coffees (with milk and sugar)
2 teas (with milk and sugar)
1 cup of water
1 can of coke
1 12in Subway sub (wheat bread, chicken breast, cheese (toasted), lettuce, tomato, olives, onion, mayonnaise)
2 pisses
1 shit (fairly solid but a bit sticky and was a bit of a nightmare to wipe)
 
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1 homemade smoothie with pint of milk, 2 bananas, apple and fistful of frozen raspberries
2 cups of coffee milk no suga
1 regular latte
1 chicken salad sandy on brown
1 small chilli concarne soup
1 bottle of lucy

3 pisses
1 splattery shite very dark in colour.
 
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2very strong coffees

One piss

3 spoons of chicken. Threw it all back up.

One bottle of water.

As you can see, all my food is coming up so no poopys.
 
Hur hur

Trust me, if I was pregers it would be the imaculate conception.

Ive come to the conclusion that im dying


I know Vince is fond of potting the brown, but I don't think getting preggers from being on the receiving end of a Vince FR is quite the same as when God porked Joseph's missus in the fanny.
 
cornflakes 1 bowl
tea - 7 mugs
glass of water
clam chowder - 1 bowl
pizza - 3/4 of a 12 inch
3 pints of hein


2 shits and 4 pisses
 
yesterday:

2 glasses of ribena
4 pint bottles of Druids cider (2 x Starfruit, 2 x Pomegranate & raspberry)
2 cans of Coke
1/2 punnet of raspberries
1/2 Dominos medium Homer's Hot Stuff pizza
1/2 portion of chicken strippers
1/2 portion of chicken kickers
portion of garlic bread
5 pisses
3 shits
 
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