Viagra..........

[Golightly]

...........or Cyallis. Anyone know where I can get some.........under the counter, like...............for a friend.

 

[Goatz]

Did you not see the unholy gif posted in the gif thread?
Get a cat from someone and have it lick your junk.

 

[Golightly]

Ah c'mon lads. I'...........he's desperate. HE'S got a hot thing coming to stay for a week and doesn't want to disappoint. It's going to be hectic. She's a right goer...........HE reckons. I'.........he doesn't have a problem. Just a sort of back up..........just in case.........like.

 

[Goatz]

Ah c'mon lads. I'...........he's desperate. HE'S got a hot thing coming to stay for a week and doesn't want to disappoint. It's going to be hectic. She's a right goer...........HE reckons. I'.........he doesn't have a problem. Just a sort of back up..........just in case.........like.

Get two cats.

 

[Golightly]

She'll be all the pussy I..........ermmmmm...... HE'LL need.

 

[fytaan]

Don't mind your drugs, keep it old school.
She'll love your ingenuity.

 

[Golightly]

Don't mind your drugs, keep it old school.
She'll love your ingenuity.

That scissors could do serious damage.

 

[Golightly]

Anyway, one lollipop stick would do m...............I mean..........HIM.

 

[Pepe]

I tried that Cyaliss stuff before. Completely pointless as I'm hard 90% of the time anyways.

If he gets wood normally than there's no need unless he wants a red face and a headache.

 

[collapsedfaceman]