Unwanted female attention.

[Greed is Good]

As a wealthy,successfull alpha male I can expect the attentions of the fairer sex.To say that not being on the dole,wearing a Celtic shirt and looking like Rab C Nesbit is a distinct advantage in charming the discerning female.However it can have its drawbacks.This young lady whom I met in one of Bennys fine establishments and whom I accompanied home has begun to text me at home and work despite me giving her strict instructions not to.Perhaps I should ring her and put on a thick Norrie accent and say it was all an act,Oscar night here we come.Pip pip!

 

[Tictac]

Have you tried telling her that maybe it might be a good idea to go to the STD clinic and its on every Wednesday morning in St Finbarrs at 10.30.

Also when you are taking the antibiotics , be sure to finish the course.

 

[Greed is Good]

Have you tried telling her that maybe it might be a good idea to go to the STD clinic and its on every Wednesday morning in St Finbarrs at 10.30.

Also when you are taking the antibiotics , be sure to finish the course.

You jest Old Cock.STDs are for the lower orders.

 

[Hang]

Why did you give her your number?

 

[Bennyton]

Have you told her that you identify as gender fluid?

I'd start at that..

 

[Greed is Good]

Why did you give her your number?

Why to arrange more rumpy pumpy sessions with her of course.I gave it on the strict understanding of discretion but clearly she is a bit more dim than I thought.

 

[fingerblaster]

Why to arrange more rumpy pumpy sessions with her of course.I gave it on the strict understanding of discretion but clearly she is a bit more dim than I thought.

Use the term rummy pumpy. That ought to do it.

 

[Choon]

You jest Old Cock.STDs are for the lower orders.

Is hitting the spacebar for lower orders too, bro?

 

[Skirts and kidneys]

Just tell her the truth, you are a fag.

 

[KolaKubes]

Is hitting the spacebar for lower orders too, bro?

It is the lowest key